The BillT Misses Game for a Different Kind of Pounding

August 27, 2007

BALTIMORE, MD - It has been a question mark to die hard dog pound fans why Bill did not make the game on August 12.  He went on a vacation to Baltimore to see the Red Sox.  Three of the four dog pounders who made the journey reported to the game as scheduled.  They were forced to make an excuse for the BillT.  During the trip, the Brockton Brawler side of Mr. William Tammaro came out.  One night after the bar, Bill reportedly strangled the hell out of an innocent Chris Doherty.  When asked about the incident, Chris reported that it was not nearly as bad as what happened to that poor guy on Friday night.

It has just come to fruition that Bill was reportedly talking to many random men on Friday.  He had several drinks and the guys were not surprised when the BillT wanted to go home a little earlier.  He told the guys that he was going to split a cab fare with a Sox fan who he was chatting about “baseball” with at the bar.  The guys thought this was a bit strange, but they let him go so they could enjoy the rest of the night. 

The nightmare that will stick with everyone for the rest of their life is when they got back to the hotel room.  The bar shut down as usual and the guys went back to their room.  As they entered the room, they heard someone who sounded as though they had been shot.  Concerned about Bill’s safety, they entered the room only to see that same strange man that Bill had shared a cab with moaning in pain.  Bill was sleeping sound as a baby.  The BillT woke up and swore them to secrecy.  Papa Razzi photos were unfortunately leaked to the press.

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