Breslin's New Beer Rules Benefit Himself And Hurt The Team

July 10, 2007

 

BURLINGTON, MA - In the off-season the Dog Pound found a new leader to run the organization. Yet soon after Mr. Breslin took over, Breslin manipulated the rules to benefit himself over the team.  Let me discuss the facts:

1. 30 PACK CAP RULE: In his rookie season, Breslin manages to owe (4) 30 packs. Obviously one too many by his standards. This year, through only 10 games, Breslin manages to owe (4) 30 packs, yet he delegates the 4th to an uninvolved player. Who does this benefit and who does this hurt? The answer is pretty straight forward.

2. DOUBLE PLAY RULE: In the early part of this season, John Breslin has already hit into a double play. Does he owe a 30 Pack for this most painful occurrence. The answer is NO.

We must step back and see what our leader's intentions are? Are they for the good of the team or his own wallet?

***UPDATE*** BRESLIN MAKES LAST OUT AGAIN ON JULY 10TH GAME