Pound Management Backs Lemelin's Coaching Campaign

December 7, 2006

BURLINGTON, MA> The official Lemelin campaign has begun. "I will be the next coach  of the Dog Pound. I have the experience, the technical expertice, and the leadership to take the Dog Pound to the promice land. What's up now mother-sucka" said Luke Lemelin to a large group fans outside his home in Burlington.

"Luke should be the coach. Plain and simple. I personnaly have molded him into this position. If he is turned down for the job, I will be wicked suprised yet I will get over it in like 1 minute" said big brother Stephen.

"I have a dream. A dream that someday all Lemelin's will bat in consecutive order on the Dog Pound. I have a dream. A dream that someday I can witness Pat hit bombs in a Dog Pound uniform. I have a dream." ranted Luke Lemelin to a crowd of non-supporters gathered on the Burlington Common yesterday.

"Most teammates of Luke support his bid to become head coach of the Dog Pound. We respect his bat, his knowledge, and most of all his motivational skills. The guy was the freakin mascot of UMASS, what more could he possibly offer" said teammate Bill Tammaro. "He desrves the opportunity. What is the worst thing that could possibly occur, we play in the C League AGAIN!!!" said Jason Guidi to the media.

We anticipate contract negotiation will begin shortly. Luke Lemelin will most likely shake up the roster a bit, yet he could possibly build a "champlinship". "And I'm like what's up dude" uttered Luke in his closing remarks to the media.