Dog Pound Says Farewell to the Curtain Call

June 20, 2006

BURLINGTON, MA>Team physician Brian Curtain isn't living up to his medical advice this season. "Just drink another and suck it up, you pussy" uttered young Brian Curtain in years past. What has happened? Are is college years now behind him? Has he lost the taste for Bud Light? Can he not hang with the seasoned beer guzzling veterans on the Dog Pound?

Several Dog Pound insiders have their own view on his inability to hang out after games and drink beers. "It's obvious that he is trying to live up to his twin Jason Guidi. Guidi is always forced to leave early and Curtain believes it is his fraternal duty to follow his twin" said medical student Bill Tammaro to Dr. Phil.

Others believe that Guidi and Curtain are sneaking off secretly together to discuss the newest trends in fashion and hair products. Whatever the real reason is, the "Curtain Call" has become quite alarming for Dog Pound players and fans. "Curtain brought a much needed youth and a desired sense of chaos to an aging Dog Pound team. His drunken chaos is much needed." said a very somber Christopher Doherty to Dr Phil this morning.

Can Curtain rebound or will he sink into the footsteps of his twin Guidi? Find out Wednesday in the Nokia parking lot.