Dog Pound Dominated By Master Batters

July 15, 2007

BURLINGTON, MA - Most fans and players alike came into Friday Night's contest full of confidence and joy. "After our solid performance on Tuesday, I thought we were going to go on a roll. During that game we made the big plays when we had to. Tonight we just sucked. " said an angry Bryan Riley to a slew of media after the game.

The Dog Pound did obviously miss their most consistent bat in Matt Gillis and their most consistent glove in Matt Leary Friday night. Both players left for Bermuda for Leary's wedding. We expect Leary to make way more games going forward as he will want any excuse to go out and get away from the wife.  Gillis on the other hand, nags his wife to go on picnics instead of playing softball.

The other big event Friday night was the fireworks display put on by the Sweathogs. "Way to work it" replied Luke Lemelin at least 20 times following the police arrival. While the fireworks were going off,  Burlington's finest arrived and made everyone leave the Nokia parking lot. "No cool points" said an angry Bryan Riley after being notified we all had to leave.

In other news, Luke Lemelin is fastly approaching a milestone, 100 career hits. He currently sits with 98 career hits. Can he do it this Tuesday, only time will tell?