Dog Pound Loses On Opening Day

April 29, 2006

BURLINGTON, MA> "What the fuck? We can't hit, we can't field, we can't run, we can't throw, we can't catch, we can't think, we can't pitch, we can suck though!!" uttered Dog Pound Nation and players after their horrid performance Friday Night. "It's only one game, and the Pound just didn't bring their A game", explained Peter Gammons on ESPN in reference to the comments made by Pound players and fans.

The Pound was held to 7 hits and only four runs. A bright spot though was Jason Guidi who looked very comfortable at the plate. "I felt so comfortable Friday, so much so that I wore pajamas to the game" said Jason after the game.

The one highlight of the game was the fact that the game produced an unprecedented three 30 packs. It was just one of those games, even lead off speedster Luke Lemelin grounded into a double play in the top of the seventh.

Bryan Riley, John Breslin, and Dan Schuler all set the standard in the post game drinking rituals. Ultimately doubling all others in beers consumed. These three stayed hours after all others. "I had to live up to the Dog Pound motto. I didn't Pound the ball, yet I surely Pounded the beers. One of two aint bad." said a Drunken Bryan Riley to his dog Brady late Friday night.

The Pound hopes to rebound Thursday against Team Havoc!!