Is The Dog Pound Turning Into A Socialist Organization?

April 27, 2007

MOSCOW - Could this be true? "Я имею заключительное слово. Доверие(трест) мне и я буду управлять." said head coach John Breslin when asked about the allegations. Breslin supporter Matt Gillis had this to say, "我同意他。我们必须跟随他的每移动。我们小, 他是伟大的".

John Breslin is attempting to run a socialist economy within the Dog Pound organization by evening out the 30 packs owed. He wants to put a cap on 30 pack's owed. Additional socialistic campaigns already displayed include the ump fee. He is collecting fees upfront by everyone for the government to regulate.

Even the all red jerseys with no logos go along with his socialist views. Additional violations set forth include the following:

"Arguing with an umpire (coach exempt) and Loud offensive outbursts in front of fans" Basically he is dictating our freedom of speech. Only he can voice his opinion.

What's next? Additional fees for welfare to compensate players struggling financially. Will we all be forced to drink only Baltika beer? Will each player only get 4 at bats per game?

Just remember, socialism is the foundation toward communism. Beware.