30 Pack Cap Was A Huge Failure
August 25, 2007
MOSCOW - Did the disappointing season for the Dog Pound directly correlate with the communist views of the head coach? Didn't the collapse of the Union Of Soviet Socialists Republic prove that any country or organization run by a communist leader will eventually lead to turmoil and collapse?
To most, these are simple questions with given answers except for a few. Who are shown below:
All five of the above leaders all share similiar views on how the Dog Pound should be run. All with selfish views and all that have used propaganda to hide such selfish views. Is it fair to compare Coach Breslin to the likes of Stalin, Marx, Lenin, or Trotsky? The answer is yes when it comes to the 30 Pack Cap Rule.
Let me explain:
| 10 MAN LINE-UP | 11 MAN LINE-UP | 12 MAN LINE-UP | ||||||||
| BATTING POSITION | LAST OUT MADE | % OF TIMES W/ LAST OUT | BATTING POSITION | LAST OUT MADE | % OF TIMES W/ LAST OUT | BATTING POSITION | LAST OUT MADE | % OF TIMES W/ LAST OUT | ||
| 1 | 1 | 4.17% | 1 | 2 | 12.50% | 1 | 0 | 0.00% | ||
| 2 | 3 | 12.50% | 2 | 1 | 6.25% | 2 | 0 | 0.00% | ||
| 3 | 0 | 0.00% | 3 | 1 | 6.25% | 3 | 0 | 0.00% | ||
| 4 | 1 | 4.17% | 4 | 2 | 12.50% | 4 | 0 | 0.00% | ||
| 5 | 2 | 8.33% | 5 | 3 | 18.75% | 5 | 0 | 0.00% | ||
| 6 | 4 | 16.67% | 6 | 2 | 12.50% | 6 | 0 | 0.00% | ||
| 7 | 4 | 16.67% | 7 | 1 | 6.25% | 7 | 0 | 0.00% | ||
| 8 | 4 | 16.67% | 8 | 0 | 0.00% | 8 | 0 | 0.00% | ||
| 9 | 2 | 8.33% | 9 | 1 | 6.25% | 9 | 1 | 33.33% | ||
| 10 | 3 | 12.50% | 10 | 1 | 6.25% | 10 | 1 | 33.33% | ||
| 11 | 2 | 12.50% | 11 | 0 | 0.00% | |||||
| 12 | 1 | 33.33% | ||||||||
As shown above, the odds of making the last out is completely even in any number of line-ups and in any position within the line-up. Therefore we are all given an equal opportunity to avoid owing the team a 30 pack. Why is it though that our leader believes that other's should pay for a 30 pack owed by another? During the 2007 campaign a total of six 30 packs were purchased by undeserving players (29% of 30 packs purchased were by such undeserving players).
More alarming is the fact that the creator of such a socialist rule benefited 4 times by his rule. Saving him nearly $100.00 and dishing out those fees to others. Is it right? Most agree it is not.
Additionally, Coach Stalin wants to collect 30 pack fees up front by everyone prior to the season. What is next?
-League fees based on income
-Beer ration coupons: Each player is given 60 rations for beer prior to the season. One ration equals one beer.
-Team taxes: 20% tax collected by all to finance manager expenses (dining out with the first lady, VIP visits, ect.)
Communism has no place in the Dog Pound. Let your voice be heard (just not to the coach or you will face "Blood Atonement")
ANONYMOUS
For Safety's Sake