Riley Disgusted with Cheerleaders

March 24, 2008

BOSTON, MA - While attending a recent Boston Celtics game with Dog Pound slugger Dan Doherty, fellow Pounder Bryan Riley had just one complaint.  “What’s with this cheerleader crap!?  They never used to have them!”  Riley licked a small piece of steak from the corner of his mouth, spit into his dip cup, took a sip of his Bud, and continued “Maybe I’m just an old school guy … what do you think Dan?”

“Huh” was all Doherty muttered out, his eyes transfixed on a brunette beauty shaking her butt in the corner of the court.  Riley continued his rant on deaf ears.

Some analysts believe Riley’s supreme focus on the upcoming Dog Pound season has made him disinterested in everything else, including women.  “Riley’s clearly lost his interest in girls, which may be a good thing for the Pound.  One less distraction for Riley should translate to improvements to his pitching heading into the 08 season.” said Butch Stearns in a recent Fox 25 News telecast.

Stay tuned to see how the Dog Pound’s all star hurler does now with his renewed focus.