In March of 2005 the Dog Pound was established. The elite organization was all just a dream until Bryan Riley decided to follow through on his dream. It was quite a challenge to assemble a team in the early days of the Dog Pound organization. Back in the beginning, Dog Pound executives would recruit anyone who could hold a bat none the less swing it. Times have changed though, inorder to become a member of the illustrious Dog Pound these days, you have to be skilled in all aspects of the game.
This is a question that has been debated for quite awhile. The sad truth is that very few Dog Pound players and fans know the real truth behind the name. The founding fathers of the Dog Pound felt confined and trapped without beer-league softball in their lives, so they welcomed this feeling of confinement and opened their very own Dog Pound for others who felt confined or trapped without beer-league softball in their lives.
In addition, "Being in the Dog Pound" is quite a compliment. American Idol's very own Randy Jackson invites the most elite vocalists into the "Dog Pound". During our spring tryouts, softball recruits fight for a chance to make the team. Once management decides that a new player is worthy, he is told that he is in the Dog Pound. This is both symbolic and factual.
Last, most players on the team have a dog.
1. Must show up to try-out with a 30 pack in hand.
2. Must recite the Dog Pound Creed off memory.
3. Bring pictures of three woman who will attend 50% of all games.
4. Own a $300.00 bat (sales receipt is required).
5. America citizen unless you have 18 years experience of stick ball and are skilled in grounds keeping duties.
Actually the Dog Pound has two uniforms. The original Dog Pound uniform was a 3/4 length sleeve jersey. The original represented the true colors of the Dog Pound organization. Maroon and white. This uniform is currently on display in Burlington Town Museum.
During the 2006 campaign, new management changed the color of the uniform to candy apple red and white. The new management also added short sleeves and buttons. The dramatic change to the look of the organization was considered bold and ruthless by many. Other believe that the new coach was striving for power and wanted to show who was the new leader of the Dog Pound.
Luckily the Logo remained in effect. The Logo is a Bull Dog with sunglasses.
Yes for Birthday Parties and no for private instruction. Rates per players may vary considerably. In addition to rates, players must be supplied with free beer and food at the function. Contact the administrator for additional details.
Several players used to give private instruction to young softball players yet this died off during one of Luke Lemelin's lessons. Luke was teaching a young kid to play shortstop and in doing so, stressed the importance of yelling "pussahh" as he releases the ball to first. Well the young child started yelling "pussy" as he threw to first base. The same child started developing a wild arm like Luke Lemelin as he threw to first as well. Long story short, the player yelled Pussy and nailed an angry fan in the bleachers during a routine ground ball. The player was forced to quit the team and is now stocking the Dog Pound. His name is Felix Stuart French.
This question may never be answered.
At this time, there is no real place to buy official Dog Pound memorabilia. Your best bet is to show up to a game and buy off venders in the parking lot. The Dog pound is currently in negotiations with Wallmart CEO Lee Scott. Lee has shown strong interest in purchasing official Dog Pound memorabilia for his stores nationwide. We anticipate during the fourth quarter of 2008, Wallmart and the Dog Pound will come to an agreeable contract. Until then fans, you'll just have to wait.
Are you guys are aware that you are complete losers?
By far this is the most frequently asked questions. Others include:
Are you guys aware you are complete shit heads? 16%
Are you guys aware you are complete homos? 13%
Are you guys aware you are complete morons? 12%
Are you guys aware you are complete ass holes? 12%
Are you fags aware you are complete losers? 12%
There are several more insulting questions that make up the balance. Most refer to us as dorks, homosexuals, or idiots. These are all valid questions yet the simple answer to all is, "Yes we are all fully aware". There isn't a day that goes by that we look ourselves in the mirror and deal with our blemishes. We've found that a nice line drive or a case of beer gets us through the day.
What do Dog Pound players do in the off-season?
Most of the off-season is spent in bar rooms discussing last season and plans for the upcoming season. In addition, several players actually spend time with their wives and girlfriends. Basically catch-up, listen to them, blah, blah, blah! Management generally uses the off-season for recruiting, scouting, and interviewing future prospects. There really is no off-season for the Dog Pound.
Can I add my link to your website?
Yes, we will gladly consider adding your link. Simply send an email to admin@dogpoundsoftball.com.
