BLUE REPRESENT THE FOUNDING FATHERS REGULATIONS

RED REPRESENT AMENDMENTS TO THE ABOVE

Live and understand all of these rules. Violation of any of these golden rules could result in 30 Pack purchases, harsh criticism, termination, or a mandatory debate with a stoned Luke Lemelin about Cut-Co knives.

1) LIVE THE CREED

2) WHOM EVER MAKES THE LAST OUT OF ANY GIVEN GAME IS REQUIRED TO SUPPLY A 30 PACK TO THE TEAM DURING THE NEXT GAME. IF THE LAST OUT IS MADE BY A SUBSTITUTE PLAYER,  THE PLAYER WHO MAKES THE PREVIOUS OUT IS RESPONSIBLE FOR  THE 30 PACK.

i. AMENDMENT TO RULE #2 (May 2, 2007)

JOHN BRESLIN 30 PACK CAP REGULATION: ONCE A PLAYER REACHES A TOTAL OF (3) 30 PACKS OWED DURING THE REGULAR SEASON, THE PLAYER IS NO LONGER RESPONSIBLE FOR SUPPLYING A 30 PACK. THE FIRST PREVIOUS OUT WHO HASN'T REACHED THE 30 PACK CAP, WILL BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE 30 PACK.

ii. AMENDMENT TO RULE #2i (APRIL 24, 2008)

COMMUNISM RELIEF ACT: THE "COMMUNISM RELIEF ACT" BECAME EFFECTIVE  ONCE JOHN BRESLIN WAS RADICALLY OVERTHROWN OF HIS POWERS. THIS AMENDMENT SIMPLY VETOED RULE 2i AND REENACTED RULE 2. SHOWN ABOVE IN BLUE.

iii. AMENDMENT TO RULE #2 (JULY 16, 2008)

FORFEIT/ GAME CANCELLATION RULE: IF OVER 7 PLAYERS TO INCLUDE THE 30 PACK OWING INDIVIDUAL ARRIVE FOR A SCHEDULED GAME AND THE GAME IS CANCELLED FOR ANY REASON, DOG POUND PLAYERS ARE ENTITLED TO CONSUME OWED BEER. IN THIS SCENARIO, THE PLAYER WHO MAKES THE SECOND TO LAST OUT DURING THE PREVIOUS SCHEDULED GAME WILL OWE THE 30 PACK FOR THE NEXT SCHEDULED GAME. IF THAT GAME IS CANCELLED FOR ANY REASON, THE BEERS ARE ENTITLED TO BE CONSUMED WITH THE NEXT PREVIOUS OUT OWING THE NEXT 30 PACK. SIX PACKS OWED WILL BE CONSUMED IF DEEMED NECESSARY OR MAY BE CARRIED OVER TO THE NEXT GAME.