Chris Doherty Boycotts Website

10 FEB 2006

PROVIDENCETOWN,MA> Dog Pound outfielder Chris Doherty refuses to participate in/on website. "Until you post nude photos of men, I have no need to go on your website. All my internet time is expended on gay porn sites" said Chris to webmaster.

Chris strongly believes that this website should be cancelled. Several Dog Pound members believe that his internet unavailability throughout the day is causing a factor in his boycotting. "The website is huge toward the growing success of the Dog Pound softball team" said a fanatic fan. 

"Chris needs to-to-to get ov-ov-over it. Less thong wear-wear-wearing may-may do do do him well" said an anonymous team mate.