Lemelin May Choose Co-Ed Team Over Dog Pound

June 18, 2006

WESTFORD,MA> This is true, the Iron-Man of the Dog Pound may miss his first game ever to play in a Co-Ed league in Westford. The Pound who will make-up their first of many rain-outs tomorrow night may miss their very shaky and unpredictable shortstop. "Luke you're a cream puff. You suck balls!" were uttered by angry fans toward Luke Lemelin this afternoon when he made his announcement to the press.

Luke obviously didn't take the criticism well as shown in the picture to the right. The photo was taken as constant crank calls were being called at his office. "You suck donkey dick fuck-nuts!" were one of the several calls made to Luke Lemelin.

Fans and team-mates feel very let down by this bold decision. If he fails to show-up he will have let down his team, his fans, and himself. Good luck sleeping at night!!

Come see the Pound tomorrow night at Marvin Field against the Master-Batters with or without Luke "The Puke" Lemelin.