Rain Nor Shine, We Never Play

May 23, 2006

BURLINGTON, MA> The Sun's vacation finally ended on Sunday yet it didn't matter for the Dog Pound. Satan, as Guidi likes to call the sun, finally decided to return to work yet the scheduled game was forfeited by the Ligers due to lack of players.

Fans and players were very upset with the win by default yet a win is a win. "When I heard the news that the game would be forfeited, I was like What's up Dude? Then the Ligers asked me if I knew anyone who could play and I told them they should ask their mother in a wet suit.", told Luke Lemelin to the press who were overly perplexed by his bizarre insight.

The Pound was able to play the Ligers in a short unmotivated scrimmage. Bryan Riley continued to struggle at the plate even during the scrimmage. He hit two 7 foot grounders to third and one to shortstop. "Riley you suck!" said his wife Jennifer to him during post game activities.

In hindsight, the Pound finally got over .500 and that's always a great thing. The Dog Pound hopes to keep their sporadic streak going next Thursday against the Black Sox.