DOG POUND PLAYER BIO

Bryan M Riley #3

                                        
 

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POSITION: P                            

HOMETOWN: Burlington, MA     AGE: 29

RESIDENCE: Tyngsboro, MA      COLLEGE:UMASS-Amherst

BATS: Right                              THROWS: Right

HEIGHT: 6’0”                            WEIGHT: 215 lbs

 

FAVORITE MLB PLAYER: Johnathan Papelbon

FAVORITE BEER: Newcastle

MARITAL STATUS: Married

HOBBIES:

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Fishing For Pike

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Candelpin Bowling

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Causing Chaos

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Ridding the world of liberal loons

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Drinking anywhere besides the Skelig

 

ADDITIONAL INFORMATION:

 

2008 is going to be my year, I can feel it. I'm sick of losing. Some preseason goals include: B League Championship, a shut out on the mound, a five hit game, and to ensure at least 9 of 12 Dog Pound players vote for John McCain.

 

When I'm not out on the mound pitching briliantly or hitting the cover off the ball during the post season, my true passion is the Esox Lucius. To all you pansy trout fisherman that is the great Northern Pike. The most aggressive and strong fish in all the fresh waters. I have learned to hunt and capture great Northerns with the same skill and success as Chris Doherty in a Lane Bryant store.

 

Last I proudly consider myself the biggest Redneck on the team. My credentials include: I have dipped at a wedding ceremony on more than one occasion, my biggest night out is bowling night, I have bait shop locations programmed in my GPS, and I actually ate the all you can eat spaghetti buffet at the Blue Moon and I thought it was excellent.