When people meet you for the first time, one thought crosses their mind. "This guy must play softball". We are lucky that softball exists in this world because without it, you would probably have a criminal record even longer than your current one, which is already quite impressive. The word "soft" in softball frustrates you more than a pop up to the second baseman. If you had your way, you would call it "bombball" because of all the pitches you slam.

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