Your the type of guy that "Softball Guy" hates. You've played for a couple years and haven't improved a lick. Sure, your a good team guy who will do whatever the team needs and you probably even have a full-time job. You fear "Softball Guy". When he pops up to the pitcher you secretly sneak off to the bleachers to kiss your wife. You would hate to get pelted in the forehead again by Softball Guy's bat doughnut.