

You are way more respected than "Softball Team Member", however that is like winning an MVP award in a co-ed league. You play occasionally, only when the team is in a jam. You frequently show up without a glove and wearing your Radio Shack work attire. "Softball Guy Groupie" gives you a ration of shit all game long. He even takes you aside to work on your swing. "Softball Guy" notices this and laughs to himself as he slaps the Groupies wife in the ass.